Thursday, April 16, 2009

Fernando Oliveira: The Amazon Rain Forest, Brazil


Today, I just interviewed a man by the name of Fernando Oliveira. Let me tell you, it was not easy getting there. I had to be blindfolded just to meet with this drug-addicted "doctor". This man was not exactly the nicest person I have interviewed. From the story he told me, he seemed to be the bad guy almost. He started the story off by talking about how hearts and other vital organs were being shipped overseas from God knows where and weren't even tested for the walking plague but only for HIV/AIDS. A man named Herr Muller was requesting a heart transplant because of heart ailments. The problem was that he had a rare genetic defect that flipped his organs on the opposite side of his body. So, he had to receive a very rare heart from China that was conveniently infected by the plague. After Herr's heart transplant was complete, he slipped into a coma. While Fernando's assistant was attempting to revive him, Herr's eyes shot wide open as he dug his teeth right into the doctor's arm. Fernando, acting out of instinct, ran to his car, grabbed his desert eagle, and blew Herr's head clean off. Although Fernando sounds heroic, he seemed to be only doing these surgeries for the money and he even told me straight-faced that he was glad that his assistant died. Hopefully karma won't catch up to him in the long run.

1 comment:

MCahal12 said...

I agree with you that he was happy that Dr. Silva died although he did not admit that. I think Fernando is not a good guy because he was doing all this for money and didn't care about his patients or the danger until it was scratching on his front door.