Bohdan Taras Kondratiuk: Odessa, Ukraine

Today, I interviewed Bohdan Taras Kondratiuk. I found him at a hospital where mostly of the patients suffer from respiratory disorders. He seemed to have it very bad here and might not make it longer, every time he coughs, blood spurts from his mouth which is not a good sign. Bohdan also talked of a very serious war story in Zhitomir. Their mission was to watch over the bridge and make sure that no zombies were getting over across the bridge to the other side while at the same time, letting thee refugees get over that aren't harmed. As you can imagine, this was a complete failure. How can you expect to hold out thousands of advancing zombies while at the same time checking every single one of them for bite marks. First of all, husbands weren't just going to let their wives strip down naked and watch as random 25 year olds check them for bite marks. So you see, this was a fiasco of people trying to jump into the water and swim across as other people would just try to run past the guards. After the soldiers radioed in and called for help, four jets swooped low over the bridge and dropped RVX, an oily rain that gets deep into your pores and basically shuts down your central nervous system. It seems as though they had given up on the evacuation and decided to simply bomb them. Thankfully, Bohdan made it out alive, others.........not so lucky.

Philip Adler: Armagh, Ireland

Today, I interviewed a Philip Adler. I found him in the pope's wartime refuge from when he traveled from Germany after the end of the war. He told me a story that took place in Hamburg. Along a crowded road, zombies were pinning down refugees that were trying to escape from their houses and hotels. Their mission was to go into the town, establish a command post, and hold off the zombies until help could come and rescue as many refugees as possible. At first, they were able to hold of the zombies for a little while until ammunition got low. The very effective water cannon ran low on pressure and they couldn't hold on much longer. Just then, an order came in to tell them to retreat. That was usual but the problem was that they were not to tell the refugees that they were leaving nor rescue any of them. Philip, being taught to obey your conscience objected to the order. When Philip objected, the General told him that if he would not cooperate, him and his soldiers would be charged with treason. Resentfully, Philip and his men fled to a rally point out of town. After they had fled, General Lang commited suicide, finally realizing how hard this battle would be to fight.

T. Sean Collins; Barbados, West Indies Federation

Today, I interviewed T. Sean Collins. His job seemed to be some sort of bodyguard for celebrities. You couldn't tell by the look of him that he was a bodyguard; he was clean cut and didn't seem to be some crazed war veteran. I thought this sounds just like those high-maintinance celebrities thinking they need a bodyguard for a zombie war. Everyone was dying and one big tough guy wans't going to protect you from the thousands of zombies. Anyway, he was talking about all of these different celebrities that would pay him to just stand by them and make sure they didn't get bitten by a zombie. Without naming names, I was easily able to tell tell that some of these celebrities were Paris Hilton, Jeff Foxworthy, and Larry The Cable Guy. The real problems struck when T. Sean went to visit his boss's house. His place was a palace with high walls, motion sensors, dehydrated food, water, and weapons that if taken advantage of, could hold off the zombies forever. But the thing is, this guy put cameras all over his house and televised his whole experiences at his giant estate. So guess what happened when the zombies came? Yup, everyone came rushing to mister high rise and destroyed his house with nearly all of the celebrities dying in the process.

Sharon: Topeka Kansas

I first met Sharon at the Rothman Rehabilitation Home for Feral Children. She was one of the most beautiful girls I have ever layed my eyes on. She had long red hair, green eyes, and a wonderful body. Anyway, these traits of hers were halted by her lack of grammar skills and the fact that she talked like a 5 year old. Her story began at the local church in her town. Her dad had told her and her mom to wait for him at the church for safety reasons. There were many other families in the church including the pastor that tried as hard as he could to calm everyone down. There were families with guns and other weapons. These weapons were brought from out of their houses to protect themselves from what was to come. One of the ladies with a gun was Mrs. Randolph, a large, soft armed, blood-stained woman who had just lost her daughter to a zombie. When everthing was starting to calm down, zombies suddenly began breaking through the windows and forcing everyone to try to leave the church. After the lights blacked out in the church, an arm grabbed her and brought her into the parking lot just as a zombie was about to. It turns out that lady was the softy-armed woman that had lost her daughter. Sharon never saw her mother or her father again.

Fernando Oliveira: The Amazon Rain Forest, Brazil

Today, I just interviewed a man by the name of Fernando Oliveira. Let me tell you, it was not easy getting there. I had to be blindfolded just to meet with this drug-addicted "doctor". This man was not exactly the nicest person I have interviewed. From the story he told me, he seemed to be the bad guy almost. He started the story off by talking about how hearts and other vital organs were being shipped overseas from God knows where and weren't even tested for the walking plague but only for HIV/AIDS. A man named Herr Muller was requesting a heart transplant because of heart ailments. The problem was that he had a rare genetic defect that flipped his organs on the opposite side of his body. So, he had to receive a very rare heart from China that was conveniently infected by the plague. After Herr's heart transplant was complete, he slipped into a coma. While Fernando's assistant was attempting to revive him, Herr's eyes shot wide open as he dug his teeth right into the doctor's arm. Fernando, acting out of instinct, ran to his car, grabbed his desert eagle, and blew Herr's head clean off. Although Fernando sounds heroic, he seemed to be only doing these surgeries for the money and he even told me straight-faced that he was glad that his assistant died. Hopefully karma won't catch up to him in the long run.

Kwang Jingshu: Life behind the Knife

Today, I interviewed an old medical doctor that had seemed to have seen his fair share of troubled patients. He told me of an old land that he had just recently visited called New Dachang. His first experience in this remote village was a haunting one. After getting a call to go see many ill patients, he traveled to Dachang to realize that there had been strange bite marks that resembled the characteristics of human teeth. They also had symptoms such as high fever and uncontrolled shaking. The villagers didn't seem convinced of this at first and explained that they did not know what happened. Their minds seemed to have changed a little when Kwang moved a little farther into the village to discover a boy that was going completely insane. This boy, after being tied down and shackled, managed to get his arm torn off by insignificant pressure applied to his arm. He also told a story of him performing surgery in the line of fire. This very resourceful doctor would have to lean over the man's body every seven seconds to protect it from shrapnel. As it was a very informative and graphic first interview, I have a bad feeling I'm getting just a mere sample of what is to come.